cosmo tip #696
if a guy buys you a bunch of drinks and then expects you to have sex with him you can just give him back the drinks by puking into his lap
"Everyone has a 2am and a 2pm personality. I’m more interested in the monster you become at 2am rather than the human being you pretend to be at 2pm."
imagine if all the spiders in the world became tiny horses.
"Raise your words, not voice. It is rain that grows flowers, not thunder."
Rumi (via purplebuddhaproject)